6 Ways To Kill A Zombie
As much as this will come as a surprise to you, today I am going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack cause I know there will come a time when you will need to put this to good use and the Internet will be down by then so all the more to print this out and wait for that faithful day!
Let me help you out this one time only and deliver only 6 weapons you will need to use to defend your well being..I couldn’t give you all of the great weapons to use.
1. Spoons
The spoons very on size and texture, plastic spoons won’t do, you need a spoon strong enough to pluck out the zombies eyes, though you have to be close enough to do that… preferable when they have no arms to grab you
2. House Hold Objects
Sometimes getting down and dirty with spoons could be too hard for new zombie fighters so all the more to stick to the objects you can throw from a distance. I heard class tea cups are popular for such.
3. Vehicles
In order to escape from zombies when you are just bored of fighting them, you will need a vehicle and why not add a few weapons to it (a huge shovel to the bumper?), two birds, one stone..Or rather 1200 zombies and one stone!
4. Guns
Who doesn’t like guns? especially when you just feel like sitting on top of a roof waiting for zombies to flock to your scent, in this case, guns like ‘snipers’ work out perfect and I recommend a silencer..Those zombies seem like they can still hear stuff and gun fire would only attract more rude behavior.
5. Traps
This could be for more experienced zombie fighters, or just for any who want a change. Traps can be good but they can be bad and either catches you instead of them or just end up pretty much sitting there and looking like..Well nothing more than a mouse trap.
6. Baseball Bats
The good old baseball bats..Nothing ever goes wrong with that, it never disappoints. It gives you home runs and gives you a run home almost easy as you would imagine. If I pick any weapon, this would be the one, it’s great for pretty much any experience of zombie fighter you are.
With that said, I hope I have helped you in the future for your zombie fighting days and remember, playing Left For Dead probably won’t help you when the time comes to defend yourself….unless you of course throw the video game at them.
